ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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