The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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