I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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