whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
So here I am, sexting at work.
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