You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
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If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
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The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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