People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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