Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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