Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
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Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
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I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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