He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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