So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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