I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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