She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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