People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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