Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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