I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
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I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
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I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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