i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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