My boss' voice literally gives me gas
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
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this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
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