addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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