Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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