how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
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