so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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