nut hugger
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Dignity is for republicans.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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