apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
party gras won. party gras always wins.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Still dying that you shit outside
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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