Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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