I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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