You're so nebulous sometimes
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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