I'm drive I can fine osifer
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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