I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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