Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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