what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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