Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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