ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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