woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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