Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
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He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
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Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
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Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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