Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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