it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Randomize