why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
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I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
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I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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