her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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