It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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