ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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