i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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