HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Randomize
