okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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