Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I could fuck to npr.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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