if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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