So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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