Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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