What a fucking waste of an outfit
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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