omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
