You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
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she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
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She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
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