***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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