honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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