ugly people sure do ruin things
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
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Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
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Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
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