Whoa Z and x make the same sound
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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