He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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