Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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